Saw these recently…I’m not familiar with this artist*, but I like the way she thinks! I saw some cards with these quotes, and one thing lead to another. She has a plethora of items available from a variety of sources. Actually, I don’t know if these quotations are original to Shannon, but I’m giving her credit.

Quotes from Shannon Martin:
“If it weren’t for my mood swings, I wouldn’t get any exercise at all.”
“My liquid diet is going well, so far I’ve lost two days.”
“The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.”
“Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.”
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
“Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.”
“You can’t scare me. I have children.”

*You can find her products on Amazon.